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__25.03.2003 @ 23:27_______ Alan - Addicted Bunny Alan And June Amber - Cannibal Mermaid Mermaids Belinda - Super Spinster Pubic Hands Billabong - Pothead Prostitute Billabong Brett - Onaniser Billabong Briony - Slowwitted Child Kumflux Briony's Night Out Bruce Forsyth - Big Chinned TV Personality Death. With Bruce Forsyth Bubba - Rampaging Scarecrow Bubba Chupto - Nobody Special Chupto Popping Candy Legs Flamers Inner Chupto Garden Party Vanya Has A Problem Chutterina - Braineating Queen Chutterina The Ruling Class Doctor Puss - Evil Genius Phlegm Donald - Smoothtalking Plum Extra-Marital The Flying Saliva - Supervillian Supreme. Phlegm Francis Ford Coppola - Formerly Talented Film Director Coffee Tables Geraldine - Naughty Grapefruit. Married to Harry Fruit Bowl Harry - Disgusting Lime. Married to Geraldine Fruit Bowl Herrcrappalot - Philosophical Push Me Pull You Herrcrappalot Jambo - Sidney Poitier's dog. Friend of Nutbar. Nutbar Goes To Town Jason Popping Candy Jigatsu Thompson - Undropped Bollocks Prepubescence Josie Cook - Frigid Wife Of Martin Cook Death. With Bruce Forsyth June - Another Addicted Bunny Alan And June Ken - Porn Artist/Barman The Ruling Class Val Kilmer - Crap Actor And Owner Of Nutbar Bubba Kilmer Nutbar Goes To Town Coffee Tables Louise - Dirty Orange. Married to Max Fruit Bowl Extra-Marital Lucy - Sister of Victor Victor's Episode Malika - Powerless Goldfish The Ruling Class Martin Cook - Suicidal But Looking For Fame Death. With Bruce Forsyth Matthew - Cunt Flamers Max - Pervy Banana Fruit Bowl Extra-Marital Peewee Mcdoogle - Alien Lieutenant Chupto Modwunk - Spacehopperlike Being. Kumflux Modwunkina - Wife of Modwunk Kumflux Mufassa-La - Alien Ambassador. Chupto Necro Dave - Nasty Person. Phlegm The Nuff Fairy - Shameful Harlot The Nuff Fairy Nutbar - Val Kilmer's Dog Kilmer Nutbar Goes To Town Coffee Tables Ogami - Cruel friend of Pachinko Pachinko Pachinko - Overweight Possum Pachinko Patrick - Drugdealing Gecko Alan And June Paul - Bleeding Boy An Attempt Phlegm Girl - Bunged Up Superhero Phlegm Proffessor Smeg - OAP Bastard Phlegm Tarquin - Dirty Fucker Tarquin Zippy Thunderbutt - Alien Henchman. Chupto Vanya - Friend Of Chupto Popping Candy Vanya Has A Problem Victor - Poorly Fox Victor's Episode Victoria - Murdered Mermaid Mermaids William - Ex Violent Little Shit Garden Party Inspiration For This Tale: Sensory Input For This Tale: <- | ->