__2003-03-14 @ 10:03 a.m._______
Pachinko the Possum was a bored. He had been fired from his job at the meat packing factory and now spent all his days at home watching Trisha and trying not to eat too much. Unfortunately this was not going too well. Pachinko had put on 3 stones since he lost his job and when you are a possum that is a vast amount of weight. This now meant Pachinko was now unable to leave his little Possum House. He didn't mind too much though as his mum brought him food round and he had Trisha and Crossroads to keep him occupied.
Anyway one day Pachinko was enjoying a particularly good episode of Trisha when in through his window burst Ogami the Otter. Now Ogami And Pachinko had been friends since they both attended the St. Norman's school for furry creatures together. Ogami ran up and positioned himself so his face was about an inch from Pachinko's and said...
"Howdo Pachinko you fat fucker"
"um hi Ogami. What are you doing here?"
"Oh nothing really. Have you put on weight there Pachinko?"
"Just a little but i have it under control"
"of course you do. You are beating that fatness into submission with doughnuts and bacon."
"but...but...but...but..."
"Look at you with your grease stained ugly fur and your swelling ugly belly. You disgust me. I can longer be your friend. Do not expect me to ever acknowledge your existence again."
And with that Ogami went out the way he came in leaving Pachinko in tears on the sofa. Not only had his best friend been horrible to him but he had missed the end of Trisha.
Later that day Pachinko's mum came round with some Curry for his tea and found he had taken an overdose and died.
The End.
Inspiration For This Tale:
Sensory Input For This Tale: Boards Of Canada - Geogaddi
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